"Alexa, open My Burns."
Alexa: You again? Well, as long as you are here, you are my favorite person besides every other person I've ever met. Want more of the truth?
Burns
Roast your friends and family with lighthearted burns.
Hear a sample of Burns
####How to create
1. Let the sample burns get you going
2. Add your own spin
3. Pick a name for your skill
4. Edit anytime to add more
5. Keep your skill private so only your household can use on your Alexa-enabled devices, share your skill with your friends or followers, or publish your skill to the Alexa Skills Store for anyone to find, use, and review
####How to use
Let your audience know how to ask for a burn, if they can handle it. Each time, Alexa pulls at random from your list.
